Products featured include singing stress turtle, animal eyeglass holder,flamingo lamp, massaging head trip, master peez. Products supplied in association with Wonderfully Wacky Singing Stress Turtle Whether you're a high-pressure executive or an overworked student, this tension-freeing turtle will slowly dance and stroll across your desktop while he sings the virtues of carefree living! The Desktop Stress Turtle playfully reminds us to slow down our hectic pace and enjoy each day Animal Eyeglass Holder - Moose The Animal Eyeglass Holders are imported from Indonesia, handcrafted from native wood and are hand painted. Flamingo Lamp "Delightfully wacky tacky, yet unrefined" is the proper description for this pink rascal. Designed in the 60's by Don Featherstone, The Pink Flamingo decorated quite a few trailer park driveways and some other residences of class Massaging Head Trip Feel the goose bumps as the Head Trip massager stimulates the acupressure points on your head, taking you on a trip to relaxation. Made of copper that's bendable to fit any head Master Peez Master Peez - Why would anyone go through life without a peeing clay boy? You have seen him on TV and now you have a chance to buy one today and start living life to the fullest. How does it work you ask? Well Master Peez is made of a space age polymer that we on earth call clay. With the help of H20, that is water to you and I, Master peez can squirt water up to 3 feet. Just dunk Master Peez in cold water for 8-10 minutes then pour warm water over his head Jim Florentine's Terrorizing Telemarketers Volume 2 We know how everybody despises telemarketers. They are always calling you at the worst time, bothering you with products that you could care less about. You think to yourself, "When is this going to end?, When are they going to stop calling me?" Comedian Jim Florentine figured if they are going to bother him all the time, he might as well bother them back! So he started taping his phone conversations with them. From pretending to take a dump, to chewing in their ear, to getting robbed in the middle of a conversation, to just plain acting like a retard! As heard on the Howard Stern show Terrorizing Telemarketers CD 1 & 2 will have you and your friends begging for more!!! | Funny People, Movies & TV Shows This page created and maintained by Jamie Sanderson. © Jamie Sanderson 1999-2001.